If anyone was tempted to try the new Starbucks Green Tea Frappucino, please don't. I was drawn in by the cool, refreshing greenness of the ad. Lies, all lies! It was sickeningly sweet and cloyingly thick.
Of course, I drank it anyway, because I could hear my father in my head, "Well, that's $3.65 down the drain!"
Thanks a lot, Dad!