Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Realizing How Apt A Metaphor It Is

Dear Elephants,

I think it would just be easier for everyone if you stopped pooping altogether. Thank you.

Now, if you'll excuse me, there's an escaped lion wreaking havoc among the acrobats, and the ringmaster is having a panic attack.

Sincerely,

Grape

1 comment:

isabel said...

Sounds like your life is a load of crap right now (haa-I kill me)...

Good luck wading through it all.