Person 1 is asking Person 2 about an impending tonsil surgery.
Person 1: Well, just don't end up like my dad. When he was about 12, he went in to the hospital expecting to get a tonsillectomy, but when he woke up, his wee-wee hurt instead! They'd given him a vasectomy too!
Person 2: (confused silence)
Person 1: His mom and dad told the doctors, "While he's out, do the vasectomy too!" He was 12!
Person 2: (more confused silence)
Person 1: Oh, no! Not a vasectomy! A Caesarean! No! I mean, a circumcision.
Everyone in earshot: OHHHHHH.
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Yes. Please, readers, be reassured with the knowledge that I do not work with medical professionals, who hopefully would be more aware of the difference. :)
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