Am smart. Turned off comments for ALL posts without realizing it. Have fixed it now. Am sorry. :)
If you had been at the Grape household this week, you might have witnessed the following scene:
Raisin is playing on the floor with her Noah's ark from Fisher Price. She is taking the animals out one by one and handing them to me. I am attempting to turn it into a counting lesson, about which she could care less.
Grape: Oh, thank you! It's a giraffe -- one giraffe! ... Oh, look, here's a zebra. One giraffe, and one zebra. ... Hey, another giraffe! That's two votes giraffe, and one vote zebra. First person voted off of "Survivor: Noah's ark" -- giraffe!
DH: You are such a dork.
Grape: Whatever, it was funny. ... Oh, thanks, Raisin -- a toucan! ... Another toucan, that's two toucans!
DH: Would that be a fourcan?
Grape: Who's a dork!?
So, cast your votes ... of the lame jokes above, which is the lamest!?