Him: I like your pregnant belly. You know that, right?
Me: Do you like my big, fat pregnant butt, too?
Him, sensing danger: Yes?
[stony silence]
Him: I mean, your butt doesn't look any different than it usually does?
Me: So it's always fat?
Raisin's toy vacuum: Oh, boy! This place is a mess!
Me: Shut your trap, Dusty.
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